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You can't move Santa to throw the ball at a different angle, nor can you apply any spin on the ball to attack the 'pins' with more effort. The original Elf Bowling has less control and gameplay than a single level in Wario Ware: you just hit the action button when the aim arrow is in the proper place on the alley, and the ball crashes into the stack of elves. Look, we can understand that some games are good in a bad way, and some nasty-looking games can fall back on its gameplay. They're both god awful and have no right ever being pressed to a Nintendo DS cartridge. Asking me which Elf Bowling game in Elf Bowling 1 & 2 is better is like me asking you if you'd rather eat a spoonful of rat turds or hamster turds. Nintendo's seal of quality has really gone to crap if they let this one through without a problem. It's clear that the team spent about as much time on the Nintendo DS version as I did in writing this review. Now, some ingenious publisher has decided to take the games out of their five-year-old 'download only' status, and bring the game to the handheld massesРІР‚В¦for a price. But by the time the sequel hit, the whole joke wore itself out and what you're left with is an even cruder action game that's far staler than the original. And again, this game was more meant as a viral email joke than it was an actual, playable game. Elf Bowling 2: Elves in Paradise takes the Santa Hates Elves theme from bowling to shuffleboard. Like any success story, Elf Bowling's viral triumph encouraged the creator to design a sequel to the crudely developed original. It was more about the recognition anyway.

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I can't imagine that Elf Bowling took any more than a week or two to develop, and because it was a free download the less time in the development cooker, the better. That joke was meant to last for exactly one game, and the creator would most likely have considered himself lucky if someone played this one-click game for more than a few frames. I mean, you're Santa, rolling a ball and knocking over elves like pins. It didn't require a whole lot of processing power, and the design was more for a joke than it was as an example of addictive gameplay. It was a game created in the early days of Flash and ran in an Internet Explorer browser window. Elf Bowling is pretty much a videogame version of a Saturday Night Live sketch: one joke that's just goes on for far too long, and you're just sitting there agonizing and hoping the horror will get betterРІР‚В¦or just cut to commercial.Р”В®lf Bowling made the e-mail link rounds about this time more than a half decade ago. Now imagine that same concept as a game you have to physically go to the store and pay for. You'll click on the link, play it for two minutes, chuckle for a couple of seconds, then quit to tell your mom how funny and stupid it was for her to send it to you.

Elf Bowling is, and has always been, a game that's meant for your mom to send you in e-mail.

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